dyanflores.com


I'm sorry...
I've been a terribly neglectful blogger.  I apologize wholeheartedly.  I seem to be on the brink of legitimate employment and I start performing at iO in two weeks.  Dear readers, I'm sorry you have to get the short end of the stick on this.  I'll make it up to you soon, for reals.

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 4/23/2008 2:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A problem that (most) heterosexual couples don't face...
Today on the bus I saw a gay couple on the bus and they were wearing matching jackets.  I can't stop wondering how that happened.  Did one of them buy it, then the other one thought "Ooh, I want one!"? Did both of them buy their jackets at the same time? Or, my favorite theory, both of them were walking around Boystown and they saw each other, noticed they were wearing the same jacket, and it was love at first sight.

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 3/31/2008 3:11 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I had a wet dream...
Overheard on the bus:

Man: I met Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter once.  She was really hot. 

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 3/17/2008 8:17 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Beavis and butthead...
There's a stop on the #78 bus called "Magnolia".  This morning I could've sworn the bus driver said, "Cornholio".

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 3/12/2008 2:31 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
blind item...
Which infrequent blogger has started covering comedy shows for a Chicago leisure magazine?

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 3/5/2008 2:18 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
At least the Fanta wasn't grape...


This was in the latest circular ad for Jewel-Osco.  How did they let this get to print?!?!?!


MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 2/20/2008 2:28 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I care about you very much...
Happy Valentine's day, readers!!


MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 2/15/2008 3:56 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Spelling Dee...
Today I misspelled my own name.  Instead of writing Dyan I wrote Byan.  Which isn't my name.   

Also, I went to do a google search for something that started with "s" on a computer at work, and the search history brought up a recent search for sexoffenders.com.

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 2/11/2008 9:06 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
You have my permission...
If you ever see me trying to dance seductively to "Everybody Dance Now", I ask you to please put me out of my misery. 

Also, I'm a terrible blogger.  I'll write more soon, I promise.

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 2/4/2008 5:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tootin' thebastion.org's proverbial horn...
The Bastion made it on "Chicago  Magazine's" list of great Chicago websites!!!

MORE >>
Posted by Dyan Flores at 1/23/2008 11:33 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)